The Life and Times of Blargen Land

Hickey, you need to learn to ****ing relax. I swear, I’m going to buy you an ounce a week until you learn to relax.

– A first-year uni student at Bodhi. Their table was very loud and argumentative. This was possibly a had-to-be-there quote, but I found it quite funny.
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