The Life and Times of Blargen Land



PROJECT MAIL

This is a spam email I just received. I thought it was kinda funny that anyone could be possibly be tricked by this.

Hello friend,   I hope my email meets you well. I am in need of your assistance. My name
is Sgt Robert William Hunt. I am in the Engineering military unit here in Ba’qubah in Iraq,we have some amount of funds that we want to move out of the country.

My partners and I need a good partner someone we can trust. It is oil money and legal.
Basically since we are working for the government we cannot keep these funds, but we want to transfer and move the funds to you, so that you can keep it for us in your safe account or an offshore account But we are moving it through Diplomatic means, to send it to your house directly or a bank of your choice using Diplomatic Courier Service.   The most important thing is that can we trust you? Once the funds get to
you, you take your 30% out and keep our own 70% from which I will use 20%
for charity. Your own part of this deal is to find a safe place where the funds can be sent to. Our own part is sending it to you.If you are interested i will furnish you with more
details.But the whole process is simple and we must keep a low profile at all times.   I await your urgent response via my private email:sgtrohunt@yahoo.com.hk   This business is risk free.   Regards,
Sgt Robert William Hunt.

Yeah, I’m sure this business is risk free.


The similarities between Star Wars and Harry Potter. As it can be seen, they are astonishingly similar.
(Thanks, Uncyclopedia!)

The similarities between Star Wars and Harry Potter. As it can be seen, they are astonishingly similar.

(Thanks, Uncyclopedia!)



Pro Tip: Always read the Japanese before you eat the mysterious biscuit inside.


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Yet another chiptune for your listening pleasure. Today, Winter Death, by Fighter X.

As usual, the album can be downloaded here.

Perhaps i should make this a regular thing, like “Trippy Thursday”. Not that this track is particularly trippy, but I’m sure you get the idea.


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